"You Can Call Me Queen Z"

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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kristina100000

me when i meet the person who created webp files

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peachesanmemes

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bogleech

It was google by the way, they thought it would be such a good file type it would replace the need for all other image files, that's why anything they own or partner with tries to force it on us though no art programs can even work with it.

accurate important reference gonna try the suggestion next time
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toastbutteregg

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gattmammon

That was somebody's mom whose dream had always been to be a restaurant owner but sadly she married into the mafia and she was like the mom of someone important and moms are like the one authority italians recognise so when she put her foot down and said "NO. We are going to make them great food and give them the most lovely evening!" Nobody dared disagree and thanks to op she got to live her dream for a night she probably remembers them as fondly as they remember her

funny dis cute
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ajab-leher

i'm thinking about how cats hold their babies and how so many mammals also hold their babies and also about how physical touch is a love language

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but mostly i'm thinking of this:

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ajab-leher

in case nobody had guessed, i'm touchstarved.

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also this!

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ajab-leher

i had this image in my head but i found it again <3

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ajab-leher

a hug is the universal expression of love!!!

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caffeinatedanxiouscucumber

This too:

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saintdollyparton

dis cute animals
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derinthescarletpescatarian

I've got hiccups which is incredibly annoying but it does mean that every 4 seconds or so I'm reminded to think about fish evolution which is pretty cool.

smol-loaf

Please talk about fish evolution and how it relates to hiccups I am SO curious

derinthescarletpescatarian

Okay so the thing about hiccups is that you have them by default. There's a special region in the brain that suppresses hiccups. "Yes hiccups" is the default. "No hiccups" was an ad-hoc addition.

Why?! Why would your body want to hiccup by default? what purpose does that serve? Well, none, for you. But it was very, very important for your ancestors.

Hiccups are a fish reflex. They're a remnant of the convulsion that fish automatically perform to pull water over their gills. When this system was repurposed for lungs, we eventually evolved a workaround that tells the gill twitch not to fire any more. When this fails, boom. Hiccups.

It's just your fish nervous system trying to be a fucking fish again.

propaganda-inc

Me: hiccups once


Brain:


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funny one time my older sis told me I wasn't a fish and it stopped my hiccups a different time I tried it with my younger sis and it didn't work 😂 still super cool!
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anapplepie

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

sufficientlylargen

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

the sunglasses one is the most annoying 🙃🙃🙃 accurate